Showing posts with label Channing Tatum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Channing Tatum. Show all posts

5/24/2012

21 Jump Street (2012)


Seven years after high school, two misfits get together when they each join the same police academy; Jenko (Channing Tatum) is still a jock; he has physique, but he lacks brains and common-sense. Schmidt (Jonah Hill) is still a nerd; he has book-smarts, but he lacks coordination and common-sense. They become friends as they decide to help each other through training and upon graduation they become partners as well. Their first assignment is Bike Patrol in a local park; but they muck up their first arrest on a group of pot smoking bikers by failing to properly Mirandize the perp. (Jenko doesn’t even know how to recite the Miranda-Rights.) But that’s okay, Chief Hardy explains that the department is reviving an old canceled program and one of the projects involves the use of young immature seeming officers and “You idiots are perfect. You’re officially transferred.”
Our two cops are then sent to a church on 21 Jump Street where they will report to Captain Dickson (Ice Cube) and receive their new assignment. During the initial briefing Dickson calls his new squad “some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin motherF’ers”, he’s teaching them to “embrace their stereotypes”; the unit will be working undercover as high school students and he orders them to “Teenage the F#&K-up!” and then he explains the restrictions leading up to the “GOLDEN RULE”, Do Not Get Expelled from school! HA!
There’s a new synthetic drug that kids call “HFS”; Dickson explains that right now HFS is confined to one high school, and then he shows an internet video of a student that overdosed on the shyt a few days ago, now the kid is dead. Jenko and Schmidt’s job will be to infiltrate the dealers and find the supplier so they can eradicate this drug before it reaches the general public and contaminates other schools. As undercover students our cops will also pretend to be brothers, Dickson has cleverly created their new identities and enrolled them both in courses based on their original past academic history. Nevertheless, they manage to get confused on the first day of school, so now Jenko becomes the nerd and Schmidt is the jock. Together they have a lot of fun violating many restrictions through their investigation as they try to fit in with these kids to get closer to their targets, but everything goes awry after Schmidt gets carried away with being popular and Jenko gets caught up trying to prove he’s not stupid. They wind up braking the Golden Rule which gets them fired off the squad, but they have infiltrated the dealer AND their case is just about to come to a head. And since they already missed out on Prom Night seven years ago, and they already screwed up their first arrest in the park; they plan on going to prom to meet the supplier and carry out their big drug bust.

This is a hilarious action comedy that has definitely earned its ‘R’ rating!

3/23/2012

HayWire (2011)

Mallory Kane (Gina Carano) is a freelance covert agent working in the private sector just outside of government control.
This starts off in a small town café, somewhere in Upstate New York. Mallory has come out of hiding to meet with Alex Coblenz (Michael Douglas), the government contact that initiated her Barcelona assignment. But Aaron (Channing Tatum), a co-agent she worked with on that assignment, showed up instead. All Aaron knows is that he’s there to pick her up and turn her in to Kenneth (Ewan McGregor), their handler; but Mallory has no intentions of being turned in. Scott (Michael Angarano), an innocent by-standing customer with a big heart, is not about to sit by and watch some bully beat up on a sweet defenseless girl. So he gets caught up in Mallory’s mess when he jumps in trying to rescue her.
For me, Aaron sealed the fate of disappointment in this movie by the way he sprang his vicious surprise attack on Mallory right there in the busy café. Writer’s block, or perhaps a budget cap? HA! Maybe, who knows? But that was only the beginning of the downfall; soon there would be many other pretentious scenes to conclude this disaster.
Mallory and Scott escape in his car and she decides to tell him all about her adventurous assignments in Barcelona and Dublin. Also how she has been double-crossed into everything else that lead her to that little café. But her story is not over yet, and she will need to continue using her contacts and covert skills to survive.
My favorite scene is when Mallory takes Scott’s brand new car off-road in an attempt to elude a police roadblock. Just when it seems they’ll be pinned front to rear, she kicks into reverse and slips away down a side-track. YAY… NOT! All it takes is lone deer, standing in the middle of the trail, to take them down and force surrender. HA!
My least favorite: Well, after all the beatings and body slams she has endured, mind you, No blood loss and No signs of pain or injury. Yet, she takes a fall off the side of a building, maybe 15 or 20 feet. And now, she finally feels pain? OKAY!
Sorry folks, but this is one of those movies where you see all the ‘Good Stuff’ in the trailers.